What a day!

Yesterday was seven kinds of epic. Here's a basic rundown of why.

4:15 am - Wake Up
5:45 am - Leave House
6:15 am - Arrive at the DPS
6:16 am to 8:00 am - Stand in line outside the DPS between a bearded man dressed in Deer-hunting cameo from head to toe and a chain smoking pregnant teen.
8:02 am - DPS Opens
8:30 am - Start my driving test
8:45 am - Fail my driving test before even leaving the parking lot.
9:00 am to 10:25 am - Drive* to the Woodlands Mall
10:25 am to 10:45 - Look for Urban Outfitters
10:45 am to 11:15 am - Be dazzled by the awesomeness of Urban Outfitters
11:15 am - Leave Urban Outfitters with 3 new bowls and 5 new plates
11:25 am - Dine on Teriyaki chicken at the Woodlands food court
11:45 am to 11:55 am - Fawn over adorable puppies and kittens at the Mall Pet Store
11:55 am - Leave the Woodlands Mall
11:55 am to 12:15 pm - Search for a nearby Target
12:35 pm - Find the Target and realize that it has been shut down
12:40 pm - Decide to go to the Linens & Things next door
1:25 pm - Leave Linens & Thing with a new set of knives
1:25 pm to 2:25 pm - Drive* back to Humble
2:25 pm - Return to the DPS
2:25 pm to 3:15 pm - Renew my Driver's Permit, get a replacement State ID, & register to vote
3:15 pm - Leave the DPS
3:25 pm - Arrive at Sam's Club
3:45 pm - Leave Sam's
3:55 pm - Arrive at the local Target
6:35 pm - Leave Target with two new outfits, a pair of salt & pepper shakers, and a quilt
6:40 pm - Call in pizza for pick up
6:40 pm to 7:00 pm - Wait for the pizzas to be made
7:00 pm - With pizzas in hand, head home

Final Outcome:
107 Miles Driven
41 Purchases Made
15 Hours Spent
2 Pairs of Sore Feet
1 Really Exhausting Day

*My mom did all the driving since I'm obviously incapable of operating a motor vehicle